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Eggplant Emojibator vs. Real Eggplant

Chances are, you’ve seen the eggplant emoji used to convey some type of sexual innuendo. I’ve always wondered…. why the eggplant? I understand that it’s phallic, but there are so many other arguably phallic emoji to choose from… let’s see… the hotdog/wiener, the carrot, the banana, the corn cob…. hell, even the chicken leg could work. LOL.

Anyway, when I saw that a vibrator inspired by the eggplant emoji actually existed, obviously I had to have it. From there, things escalated rather quickly….. one minute, I’m on the kitchen counter testing out the “Eggplant Emojibator”, and the next thing I knew, I was so worked up that I started searching the fridge for a REAL eggplant. What can I say…. I’m insatiable. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Then I started using both at the same time, and that’s when things REALLY got good…. but you’ll have to subscribe to see for yourself. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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33 Responses to “Eggplant Emojibator vs. Real Eggplant”

  1. Emil says:

    Thatโ€™s a huge eggplant though! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    By the way, have to say eggplant is probably my favorite color when it comes to fruit and veg ๐Ÿ™‚

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    Andi Land replied:

    It’s a beautiful shade of purple, isn’t it? ๐Ÿ™‚

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    Emil replied:

    Definitely! Suits you, as well ๐Ÿ˜‰
    You forgot to say which one was better though, the eggplant or the emojibator? Haha

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    Andi Land replied:

    I think I gave my answer in the video… but if not, both were great on their own, but I really enjoyed using both at the same time! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  2. Devon says:

    You look stunning in every set you do, but your face is on a new level in this one. Do you do your own makeup for your shoots?

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    Andi Land replied:

    Thanks! It’s the lighting. LOL.

    Yes, I do my own makeup. This scene was shot in natural lighting by a photographer who really understands how to make me look pretty… we also shot three scenes in this kitchen and every single one came out really amazing, in my opinion. I don’t think I’ve ever looked better, and probably will never look this good again, LOL. Feel free to scroll back a little bit through my older posts and check out my scene “Breakfast with Andi” — same lighting, same kitchen, same photog, same day! ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  3. Eddie says:

    Only you can make an egg plant seem soooo appetizing!!!โ€™ Veggie tacos??? ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜‰

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    Andi Land replied:

    I mean I did put a veggie in my taco, so I guess that counts? ๐Ÿ˜›

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    Eddie replied:

    Yes it does!!! ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  4. 1094513 says:

    good! good! very good! what can I say?
    I’m made of a rare substance that allows me to never surprise me no matter what it is
    the talk about emojis and such made me remember there is a new film (an animation indeed) so-called ‘the emoji movie’, they gave it an oscar as ‘worst movie of the year’, have to check it

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    Andi Land replied:

    I haven’t seen it either, and probably won’t.

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    1094513 replied:

    I will, no doubt

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  5. Keith Ziegler says:

    I’m with you on that. Why the eggplant? Why not a cucumber or a pickle for guys like me, small old & shoveled up? LMAO ๐Ÿ˜€ anyway. I see things got really good when you used both. Now I know men are obsolete. LMAO! ๐Ÿ˜› Have an awesome week. Try to stay warm.

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    Andi Land replied:

    Keith, Keith, Keith…. I’ve already done the cucumber! You’re a member of my site, you should know that! ๐Ÿ˜‰ Of course I can see how it’s easy to forget, since I give you guys sooo many videos, haha. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Pickle is a no-go…. I looove pickles, but don’t want brine in my pussy. ๐Ÿ˜€

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    Keith Ziegler replied:

    Hahahahaha! I’m getting old I forget things. My friends say I have Alzheimers & maybe they are right. Hahaha! Just kidding. I don’t have that. Not yet. I’m working on not getting it. But I do remember the cucumber scene. I love pickles on my burger. Oh btw truckers call rest areas pickle parks. I didn’t understand why til it was explained & then I put 2 & 2 together & realized cucumber. Lol. ๐Ÿ˜›

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  6. mark says:

    mmm purple my second favorite color ๐Ÿ˜‰ but the bra ranks up high on my favorite list ;). Make sure you “eat” your vegetables ๐Ÿ˜‰

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    Andi Land replied:

    Thanks Mark ๐Ÿ˜‰ I’m always making sure to get my fill of veggies! ๐Ÿ˜€

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  7. Juno says:

    Great Photos Andi,Love the Summer Dress and the slow tease down to your Gorgeous Shiny Purple Panties.What sort of material are they made off ?.They look so Nice on Andi I just So turned on babes looking forward seeing you in a Pretty pair of Panties.
    In the UK we call the Eggplant an Aubergine,maybe it has something to do with the colour. We also like to Stuff our Aubergines too,in a similar way to what your doing.
    You are So Very tempting and Teasing Andi . . .
    And Very Super Gorgeous and Delicious !
    Juno XXX

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    Andi Land replied:

    Thanks Juno ๐Ÿ˜‰ These panties are satin with some lace detail…. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  8. Juno says:

    How is your elbow btw.I can imagine it would be pretty painful when you first fell.I thought that Canadians were pretty Good when it came to Snow and Ice Andi (Winter Olympics).I guess they don,t have an Event for falling over.
    Sorry for pulling your leg it could have been a lot more Serious.I just hope the bruising and swelling does,nt interfere much with your Photo-shoots and life in general.Looks like you,’ll be getting another phone too,which in a way you were planing to do anyway.
    Looking forward to your next Sexy shoot “Housewife” I just wonder what it would be like married to you Andi . . . Lovely and Fantastic come to mind,I could say alot more !
    Juno XXX

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    Andi Land replied:

    Thanks for asking! ๐Ÿ™‚ So it turns out I have neurapraxia from that fall… seems to have really irritated my ulnar nerve. My pinkie and ring fingers have been tingling (like that feeling when your foot falls asleep) for the last five straight days now. The good news is, I’m not in any pain, and the doctor said the tingling is a good sign because if it had gone completely numb or if I were unable to move them, then there’d be a much more serious problem with the nerve.

    Apparently these things usually resolve themselves in 6-8 weeks, so for now I am playing the waiting game and trying to keep my elbow straight as much as I can – which isn’t easy, as it’s my left arm and I’m left handed! ๐Ÿ˜›

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  9. Dean says:

    Well I certainly have a new appreciation for egg plant and its uses. The vegetable that keeps on giving and giving and is good for you in more ways than one!!
    Love the up skirt ๐Ÿ™‚ That looks really nice.

    Have ask, “Did that end up in an egg plant casserole?”

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    Andi Land replied:

    Thanks Dean! ๐Ÿ˜‰ It definitely did not… it was humanely disposed of after filming the video. ๐Ÿ˜›

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  10. MrBadAss says:

    Wonderful Andi your Body and pussy are Great and really cute outfit

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    Andi Land replied:

    Thank you, Bad Ass! ๐Ÿ™‚

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  11. Travis Worley says:

    Which one was better baby

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    Andi Land replied:

    Join my website and find out ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  12. BrandonL says:

    You have such incredibly beautiful eyes

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    Andi Land replied:

    Thanks Brandon! Sorry for the late reply. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  13. Greg says:

    It blows my mind that I’ve been keeping up with you for almost 8 years and you consistently find the best way to turn me on.

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    Andi Land replied:

    Aww that’s so great to hear, thank you! ๐Ÿ™‚ Hopefully I can keep it up… ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  14. Bill says:

    Wonderful…now we can be jealous of a vegetable! ๐Ÿ˜‰

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    Andi Land replied:

    Hahaha ๐Ÿ˜€

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